in

20 Funny Quotes By Melissa McCarthy That Prove She’s Hilarious And Completely Real

20 Funny Quotes By Melissa McCarthy That Prove She's Hilarious And Completely Real

We picked top 20 Funny Quotes By Melissa McCarthy That Prove She’s Hilarious

1.” When I believe in something, I’m like a dog with a bone.” —Melissa McCarthy

2.“It’s funny; as I get older I’m reverting to my roots – I want to plant stuff.” —Melissa McCarthy

3.“When someone really believes in what they’re saying, but it’s crazy, it’s like my favorite thing on earth.” —Melissa McCarthy

4.” Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners… I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That’s what makes them funny and captivating.” —Melissa McCarthy

5.“I could eat healthier, I could drink less. I should be learning another language and working out more, but I’m just always saying, ‘Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.'” —Melissa McCarthy

6.“I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it’s bad, it’s like some crazy college guy watching a football game.” —Melissa McCarthy

7.“In my 20s I used to cry about why I wasn’t thinner or prettier, but I want to add that I also used to cry about things like: ‘I wish my hair would grow faster…’ It was a decade of tears.”
—Melissa McCarthy

8.“I am not a princess, I don’t want to be referred to as a princess – I find that super creepy.”
—Melissa McCarthy

9.“I don’t know any neighborhoods where everyone’s walking around in seven-inch heels and perfect makeup.” —Melissa McCarthy

10.” As a teenager, I went all Goth, but I wasn’t mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I’d end up making people laugh.” —Melissa McCarthy

11.” Part of being young is you thinking that gaining 6 lbs. is the end of the world.”
—Melissa McCarthy

12.“Everybody’s a train wreck in their own very special way. But there’s something wildly freeing about someone who’s unapologetic, who knows they’re a wreck and doesn’t even try to hide it, just bulldozes through life.” —Melissa McCarthy

13.“I have caught my reflection and thought, ‘Oof. That girl is struggling. That girl is tired.’ I’ve had mornings where I’m like, ‘Oh God, I have weird hair.'” —Melissa McCarthy

14.“Some days, I want to be prim and proper, and others, I want to be in a band.”
—Melissa McCarthy
15.“I love to watch someone who just goes for it and isn’t worried about whether it’s silly or awkward or unflattering.” —Melissa McCarthy
16.“If somebody’s doing something, and you’re laughing, and at the same time you’re so embarrassed for them, it’s my absolute kind of favorite type of laugh.” —Melissa McCarthy

17.“I’m like a three-and-a-half, four-hour-a-night sleeper. It’s not enough to function.”
—Melissa McCarthy
18.“There was a three-year chunk as a teen where I should have been tranquilized and put in a cage.” —Melissa McCarthy

19.“Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.” —Melissa McCarthy
20.“I don’t like to do anything that’s mean spirited just because I don’t find it funny. I’d rather be the jackass than makes fun of somebody else. It just seems too cheap and easy.” —Melissa McCarthy

20 Deep Love Quotes To Express Your Feelings

20 Deep Love Quotes To Express Your Feelings

20 Life Thoughts And Words of Wisdom From Famous People

20 Life Thoughts And Words of Wisdom From Famous People